Rachael,
Do you know me?  NOPE!
We work together, sure and you have been there several years to my few months so yeah you know the job a bit better then I do.  However I see your mistakes... I don't point them out like you do me but I see them.
I am 44 years old... I can't move as fast as you.  I can't bed as well as you and on days like today after working nearly 8 hours on little to no sleep...MY mind does not work properly.  HOWEVER I am not Stupid... I hate that you treat me like I am.
I normally get drink cups first unless Christy is there because she don't like it...
I normally get sauce for nuggets last.. because 1 it is easier.. and 2 customers like to hide the ones you gave so they get more. YOU are NOT a manager... you are NOT my boss so stop acting like it.

Alan,
I am sure your autistic... though you wont go get tested to find that genetic link to the boys.  I know you have health issues; however neither of those things stop you from doing the things you want.
You never call these boys.  You don't even make an effort to be their dad.. This makes me sad for them.  How could you care so little about your own children.  When Cody lived with you, you made NO effort to celebrate his birthday.  not a cake nothing.  All you cared about was your new girlfriend now wife.  You care nothing about these kids.
I am very disappointed in you.